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Charlie is a prestigious businessman, and indeed one of our companies most hard-working team members. He specializes in 'sitting pretty' and is always sure to wear his best suit. He is our calmest worker, and most patient.
Ozzy is the newest member of our company, and not quite as experienced as his coworkers such as Charlie. While he does sit pretty, he does so in a much more violent manner, and tends to be more violent in general.
Calvin is very energetic and work-inclined. He works in our 'clothes stealing' department, where he carries out his duty of stealing clothes from laundry bins excellently. Whenever he's on the job, you know without fail he will go above and beyond for our company.
Kirby is the Vice President of our company, and has worked with our company for thirty years. At the company, he is a hard working team member, but at home, he prefers a quiet life with his wife and three kids on the farm.