9:35 am-- Good morning citizens, today we bring you some very important news. Lately there have been concerning reports of a grey cat that scales fences with ease, tormenting the birds in resident's yards. It uses tactics such as it's affectionate personality to gain your trust before attempting to break into your house.
I thought it just wanted food, but I was a fool... all that cat wants is to break in to our home.
a distraught local reported this Sunday. This cat is said to be a male with a dark grey tuxedo pattern and green eyes. Keep a close eye on your yard at night, because you might just spot this criminal.
This is an unrelated image of a raccoon:
How else can you identify this cat?
Stay tuned to learn more of this cat as his most active season of Summer comes to a close - he may still be spotted.